however, every time someone says “cut to…” from the backline i want to run ass first into a metal javelin. get your hands dirty
I am with you, sir. As I am with “we see that he is wearing…” or “we that they are in…
We cut to Nicole having them arrested.
Shipping ship ships ships while shipping ships.
This really deserved more attention from Tumblr. I originally posted it in…what, July or something?Maybe you just didn’t get it. See, it’s a picture of a boat, or “ship.” And it is the type of ship the is designed to move goods from one place to another, which is allow called “shipping.” So it is a “Shipping ship.” And in this case it is moving ships. So it is a shipping ship that is shipping actual ships. BUT “shipping” is also a term used to mean that desiring and craving the romantic relationship between two (usually) fictional characters from a tv show, movie series, or book(s). So this ship would like the Enterprise and the Millennium Falcon to be romantically involve. See? This thing is genius, Tumblr.
I sincerely feel that the best jokes are often the ones that need to be followed by complicated explanations.
Ohhhh… I get it! French class!
(ISTJ = Black Widow, Vision, Electra, Winter Soldier
ISFJ = Wolverine, Hawkeye, Luke Cage, Iron Fist
INFJ = Captain America, Jean Grey, Groot, Doctor Strange
INTJ = Magneto, Cyclops, Abigail Brand, Daredevil
ISTP = Beast, Psylocke, Forge, Bruce Banner
ISFP = Silver Surfer, Rogue, Colossus, Nightcrawler
INFP = Spiderman, Falcon, Kitty Pryde, Carol Danvers
INTP = Emma Frost, Hank Pym, Uatu, Reed Richards
ESTP = Black Cat, Gambit, Angel, Spiderwoman
ESFP = Iceman, Jubilee, Star-Lord, Johnny Storm
ENFP = Charles Xavier, Balder, Sue Storm, Captain Britain
ENTP = Iron Man, Jamie Madrox, Deadpool, Rocket Raccoon
ESTJ = Modern Nick Fury, Maria Hill, Namor, Pepper Potts
ESFJ = War Machine, Storm, Thor, Ben Grimm
ENFJ = Phil Coulson, She-Hulk, Ka-Zar, Wasp
ENTJ = Black Panther, Odin, Black Bolt, Classic Nick Fury)
WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS YOU KNOW WHAT THESE THINGS DO TO MEEEEEEE
I took this test again (because I can never remember what I am) and this time I was an ESFJ? Is that a bad one? I mean, it’s Storm, so that can’t be bad.
I have been an INFJ for ever. Cap, Jean Grey, Groot, Doctor Strange. I’m good with that.
I’m Deadpool. Or, the 13 year old version of me who last took a Myers Briggs test was Deadpool.
"6. Anyone have a tampon?" AHAHA OH MY GOD I HAVE SAID THAT! OH MY SWEET HEAVENLY CHRIST CHILD, those actual words have come out of my mouth and now I’m seeing them with my very own human eyes and it’s like ELITE DAILY THE VOICE OF GENERATION-Y YES THAT IS THEIR ACTUAL TAGLINE is INSIDE MY BRAIN, harvesting my ACTUAL MEMORIES for SHIT I HAVE SAID, penetrating deep into the collective feminine unconscious and drawing forth HERETOFORE UNSPOKEN TRUTHS such as the fact that every girl has at some point asked if anyone had a tampon while she was on her period. HAHAHAHA I HAVE BEEN LAID BARE BY ELITE DAILY THE VOICE OF GENERATION-Y YES GENERATION-Y IS WRITTEN WITH A HYPHEN. Mine me for truths and then reveal them onto me in a cycle of discovery and revelation, Elite Daily FOREVER AND EVER AMEN!
"I need chocolate!!!!!"
Leave Theater 13, go down AMC Empire 25 elevators, 234 W 42 Street at 0:00:00. Outside Dave and Busters at 00:2:26. Enter AMC Lobby at 0:03:30.
Enter 42 Port Authority MTA station at 0:06:15. Board Brooklyn bound C train at 0:08:27. Exit train at 23 Street ACE station.
Enter New Venus Diner at 252 8th Avenue at 0:15:13. Leave at 1:16:00.
23 Street Station Subway “Trick” at 1:17:00. Board Uptown CE to 34 Street at 1:23:00. Exit at 34 Street Penn Station.
Walk by Chop-n-Toss Bar and Cafe in Penn Station at 1:29:30.
Attempt to enter UCB Training Center, 145 W 30 Street at 1:32:30.
Enter 34 Street Herald Square NQR Station at 1:38:30. Take Queens bound N train. Under the East River at 1:56:00. Exit 30 Avenue Station at 2:06:00.
Enter Euro Market, 30-42 31st Street, Astoria at 2:07:40. Leave at 2:14:50.
Enter JD’s apartment at 2:17:45 after ~3 minute walk from Euro Market, Astoria. Leave at 12:04:00.
Walk by Euro Market at 12:07:00. Reach 30 Avenue NQ at 12:09:40. Connor enters Manhattan bound N train at 12:45:15.
This is one of the strangest things I’ve ever done.